When people out of college describe themselves, they often say, "I'm a professional." A professional what? A professional boxer? A professional hitman? A professional wizard? I'm pretty sure it's doublespeak for, "I have a ridiculously boring office job," or "I push papers."

Anyway.

I saw this, which led me to this, which led me to this, so I did this.

So click on those links, because all of that is made of awesome, as the Nerd Fighters say.

-Seth